Well here it is Monday night and I’m home all alone horny as could be.. My boyfriend is working out of town for the next week or two and it’s pretty quiet so I’m hoping I get alot of horny men calling me so we can cum together.. Mmmm, I love roleplaying with all of you, the more Taboo the better!!
And if you know me at all you know what a naughty girl I am and how much I enjoy getting off with you over the phone… call me guys 
hugs n licks
lucero
Why is it that I’m getting all these little dicked losers calling me?? I mean GOSH, where are the real men with REAL COCK!!! Don’t you little dicked losers know that I need a REAL MAN with a REAL dick, not a loser with a tiny little pee pee!?!??
I didn’t know that when guys look at me they say, “Hey, that would be a good girl to call and tell her about my little dick and that I like being made fun of!” Hmmm..Well I dunno really but it is kinda fun making fun of little tiny dicked men why they are jacking it off with their thumb and index finger!! hahaha, it is actually pretty hilarious thinking about how these guys get off by me telling them how little and pathetic they are…
Anyway, even though it is fun MAKING fun of small dick loser boys I would like a real man with a nice big cock to cum take advantage of me every now and then ::: hint hint:: haha loser boys, you don’t have enough dick to EVER take care of this Taboo diva!!!
I was talking to this guy the other night and he was telling me how small and pathetic his dick was.. I seem to always get the small dick guys and still dunno why, but it IS funny to talk about..
Anyway, there he was on the other end of the line just jacking away while I laughed at him and told him what a pussy boy he is.. LOL.. It seemed like the more I humiliated him the more turned on he got and the HARDER I laughed at him..
So… after it was all said and done I get this picture in my email.. NOw I dunno if it is actually his but he claims that it is and I about pee’d my pants when I looked at the picture.. I wanted to share with everybody cause it’s the funniest one I’ve seen yet!!!
Hugs n licks
Lucero
SO I had this caller last night that REALLY gets off on a girl who has hairy sweaty pits,ass and also smelly feet!! Isnt that just the grossest thing you’ve ever heard of???? I was laughing at the little loser telling him how pathetic he is for having such a fetish!!! The more I laughed at him and told him how pathetic he was, the more he got off on it !!!
OMG I had to pretend I had hairy armpits,ass and also stinky sour smelly feet!!!! That was just awful to even think of being a Nasty smelly winch like that, but it got him off good and hard!!!
So now I have a lil pit and ass sniffer loser boy who craves raunchy dirty girls!!! hahaha..
Hope to talk to you soon Nasty boy!!
Hugs n licks
Lucero
Do I look like a slut? All the guys say I look like the sweet and innocent girl next
-door but they are way off. I am pure slut so don’t let my sweet face and soft voice
fool you for a minute!!
Extreme age play - rape-anal-gangbangs and so much more!!!
Kisses n licksI’ve got a new caller or should I say uncle… He’s the best uncle in the world and treats me like a lil princess.. But uncle is also very very kinky and we play all kinds of nasty taboo games with each other, the kinkier the better Uncle says.. ::: giggles::: I can’t wait to play again and see what he’s got up his sleeve 
kisses uncle
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
I’ve had callers in the past tell me how girls at different services were so mean to them. I’ve had to be mean myself some times. Why? Well these things occur because of a lack of basic Phone Sex Etiquette. Ok so let’s review some of the principles and then you can’t say you were never told.
When you find a website, don’t just dial the number without looking around a bit. You know best if the price works in your personal budget. And let’s face it…. with a boner you aren’t thinking clearly about it once you have that hot sexy female voice on the phone. Give yourself a minute to absorb the info before you call a phone sex girl. It should be common sense to do this… but I’ve encountered lots of callers who just dial my number and never even look at a thing. You should want to know whom you are going to do business with.
Phone Sex Operators get a lot of crank calls daily. It’s a sad fact that there are a lot of idiots out there. Now we’ve got ways to deal with them but YOUR APPROACH as a real caller to us on the telephone makes all the difference. Let me give you a for instance. I answer my telephone like any other normal person by saying Hello. The guy says “hey baby” back. 99% of the time he is a crank caller. A normal real caller might say something like, “Hello I’d like to set up a call”. Or even ask a question perhaps. The bottom line is this… be careful with your approach to a direct dial phone sex operator such as myself because it can be difficult for us to know if you are serious or not. Be courteous and even act professionally because that’s how you’ll want us to treat your credit card! Trust me that the phone sex fun will start after you’ve set things up for your call.
Any billing questions should be asked right away before you start handing out your info. Don’t interrupt the billing process to ask what I am wearing. I’m not gonna tell you anyway until your call is set up. All those naughty little fun questions are totally appropriate once your info has all been verified etc. Then I am happy to answer. But you will get to that part much quicker if you ask all your questions then let me collect your info properly. All billing is a PROCESS and honestly it’s a short one so don’t make it longer with a lot of interruptions.
If you have a unique fetish and you are concerned that a phone sex operator may not want to do it… go ahead and ask her before the billing procedure begins. Just try to be respectful of our time too and keep it to 10 words or less. We need to keep our lines open, to do other things, and we just do not have the time to listen to a 5 min explanation on our free time. But we never mind the fact that you respect our feelings and interests enough to ask, just try to keep it polite and brief.
Phone sex operators are all real live girls. If you call a larger service that has a dispatcher….. she’s real too. That means that rudeness of any kind won’t be tolerated. I’ve known lots of women over the years in this business whether it be owners or operators… and the one rule of thumb in EVERY phone sex company (small or large) is if someone is behaving like an asshole then just hang up on them. We’re human beings and we should be treated as such. And oh can I tell you some stories about rudeness that you would not believe lol.
Use manners with a phone sex service or operator because it doesn’t take away for having a good time at all. The opposite is true if you use manners we’ll tend to LIKE you far more, and that always makes the phone sex even better.
Use your basic morals during your call. I know right….. that sounds fucked up to request morals during phone sex. But let me explain what I mean. If you tell me your fantasy and its something that I do not do or know HOW to do… I always give you the option to call one of my friends that DO know or like it. If you prefer to continue to talk to me then thats cool, but please do not try to force that same fantasy upon me. Honestly…. it will turn me off instead of on. You wouldn’t push anyone to do something they told you they don’t want in real life, probably luckily because you have basic morals.
Use your brain if you ask me to do something for real. Yep you heard me. I’ve had callers ask me to take a bath, to use my toys (a personal favorite), to spank my own ass, to pinch my nipples etc. I’m into that for sure. But once I was asked to slam my head in the door… yep you heard me again. A caller literally asked me to slam my head in the door for him. My response was “uh no”. When he asked why I told him it was literally the most retarded request I had ever heard… it was the truth and I am an honest girl! A phone sex operator is going to do almost anything naughty, but not something stupid or harmful to herself.
Don’t abuse a business telephone number with repeated calls every 30 seconds, those calls cost the business money. Call and if you can’t get through then wait a few minutes to call back. Listen to voicemails when using a direct dial service because usually they are there for a purpose. Calling every 30 seconds isn’t going to make an operator get off the phone any faster.
Try to communicate clearly. A phone sex operator is not a mind reader, we’ll know best what you like if you tell us. Sure, none of us are afraid to take the lead but if you can’t express yourself at all then we won’t know what you want. Shy is one thing, but dead silent is another.
To summarize; your phone sex etiquette is going to cause a reaction of some sort from the operator. Make sure it’s a positive one!
Hugs and licks
Lucero
Here is an example of an email I got today!
Yesterday, I found your story about the public cock tease, and I can’t get it out of my mind. Your love for breaking hearts and making a man ache is absolutely intoxicating. It’s so rare to find a woman who knows how to use her femininity softly, gently, as a devastating weapon. I have to call you soon! your new fan “J”
Is my head swelling? My ego is getting HUGE. What a nice compliment and I don’t know if I could describe myself in such a good way! But the important thing is that this guy GETS IT. And furthermore he appreciates it…. I love it when that happens!
Speaking of teasing I have this new little fan in my real life too. Now first let me say I HAVE a boyfriend and I really try to be a good girl. But I dunno sometimes it gets difficult.
I have a local bar I hang out in, meet my girlfriend at, have a few drinks etc. It’s not your typical “club” type of thang, though I have one of those too. This is a place you go to when you don’t want live or loud music (and I like those places too). This is a little bar, the place where you know a bunch of people etc. And I’ve been going there for a few years.
I also need to explain that my best girl friend and me go here to do serious drinking and we don’t do that as much as we did a few years back. When her and I get together we get wild, but when you add alcohol things can get down right raunchy. We’re troublemakers and I have no excuses.
Lately there have been some new crowds coming to our little bar hang out. A group of 4 guys all about 21 and they go to a local college. So they are younger by a few years and we paid very little attention to them until……
One guy from that group, the shy one…… started to bullshit with me. He was very cute, well mannered, and nice. I, on the other hand, was drunk, loud, and obnoxious that night. I think I gave him an education in foul language and even part of an anatomy lesson when I climbed on the pool table in my miniskirt. Ooops.
To make a long story short, (which I suck at) this sweet shy 21 year old has become smitten with me. I’ve seen him a few more times, he is cautiously hitting on me and kindly flirting. I haven’t paid for a drink in 3 weeks. I have his full attention all night long. Me? What do you think… come on. I’m egging it on and you aren’t really shocked. I can tell I have him horny as a dog too. It’s wrong it’s wrong I know it. I don’t really have any intentions of cheating on my boyfriend. But the little devil on my shoulder keeps whispering…. “Lynn… you also need the boy toy”. Why won’t that damn devil shut up?
He is just such a cutie pie and I look at his sweet but innocent smile and think to myself, “gawd his face would look cuter between my legs”. Then I chug down a quick shot to clear my dirty mind.
What can I do? And it’s almost the weekend. I hope I can behave.
Hugs and licksMy boyfriend was over last week one day helping me move some things around and I was having some work done by a designer which he became aware of. I don’t share much about the day to day work stuff with my boyfriend, and honestly he doesn’t care a whole lot about advertising, marketing, and web design.
He asked me if I ever write about him, and I said no I really didn’t. He told me that I should. I asked him, “Well honey what should I write”? He said very arrogantly that I should post about what a stud puppet he is.
It’s true I guess… he IS my little stud puppet. I like to put him to work a lot… men are supposed to do a lot of work you know. But the job is always my body. This past Sunday we decided to stay in bed pretty much all day for sex. We don’t see each other much during the week so we have lots of fucking to squeeze into the weekends. He had some special thingie going on for work saturday and we didn't have much time to do anything so we saved it up for Sunday then.
Did you ever try to do that? Just stay in bed all day and fuck? I mean, basically you do have to get up to use the bathroom, and sometimes it’s because there is some cum stuck in your hair etc. You also do need to eat as well because good sex makes you hungry. And of course you must replenish fluids frequently. But the rest of your time is spent on sex. Sure, you do end up red and raw… but do you REALLY mind that? I don’t.
I am proud to share that my stud puppet was able to get his dong stiff 11 times yesterday. We did it predominately in bed, once on the floor. As you can see… it is true he is a stud. Now he can be happy when I tell him I posted about him.
Hugs and licks
Lucero
Two weeks ago I got a new outfit. I got it at Victoria’s Secret, and yes they sell more than just lingerie. I got a cute form fitted tank with a v-neck that criss crosses. It’s ALMOST off my shoulders and the color is passion pink lol. I got a pair of stretchy tight fitting jeans that sit low on my waist.
I did all this for the weekends– a time in which I love to party my little heiny off. I will go out with some of my very best friends to drink shitloads of tequila I am a total tequila girl. I don’t drink often anymore, but when I do I pretty much wanna get wasted.
I’m a conservative type of person in general until you really get to know me. Maybe reserved is a better choice of words. But once you get to know me my wit comes across much clearer and so forth. I’m very ladylike I guess and well mannered in public for instance. But when I drink – I tend to totally drop my guard.
My best girlfriend and I drink alike. Does that make sense? Let me explain better. We grew up together, we learned to drink together, to sneak out of the house, and all the naughty things you do in school. We drink at the same identical pace. We have about the same tolerance level, and we get silly together at the exact same time. We also compete… who can be MORE obnoxious etc once we’ve hit the perfect buzz. We were very popular at frat parties or in bars a few years back. We’ve both settled down a wee bit… but every once in a while we do make exceptions.
hugs and licks
Lucero
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My Stats - For Spanish click here!
Location: Way down close to the Rio Grande in Texas where all the TRUE HOT LATINA bitches are.
Age: 30 (will be 31 on February 13th, so cum on guys get those presents cumming *winks* )
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 123
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Chocolate Brown
Measurements: 34c-24-35
Likes: Wild, hot, rough, raunchy, raw sex, big FAT cocks, lots of thick hot cum, sucking cocks, a man that can keep fucking all night long!!!!!
Dis-Likes: A man that is only out to please himself, a premature ejaculator ( yes I am talking about those two minute wankers), going without sex for more than one day, batteries that die in my vibrator when I'm on the brink of an orgasm !!!!!
Personal Quote: Give me all you got .................and more!!!!
Favorite Sexual Position: Well this is a hard one to actually answer. I don't exactly have one favorite position. I love to start out in a hot sexy 69 position (with me sitting on your face of course) getting everything hot, hard, wet and juicy, Then well I am a hot Latina, but I'm also from Texas so I definitely love to crawl on top, slide down then ride it up and down hard and fast. Then you can turn me over grab a hold of my hips and spank my clit with those big fat balls of yours. If you are really good at getting me hot I just might let you bring that nutt to a brink in my special little tight hole. Then pull out and let me finish it off in my hot little mouth so that I can get that sweet juice all in my mouth.
Favorite Sex Toy: Well a man-toy of course with a big fat hard cock, but when that's not around I have a great rabbit that seems to go through a lot of batteries.
Now that you have heard all about me and seen how hot and sexy this hot Latina bitch is, give me a call and let's have some fun. I love all types of calls, nothing too hot, or too nasty. Actually the hotter, nastier the better for me. Be good and I'll pull my rabbit out and let you hear it buzzing too..... I can be your hot Latina babysitter, your maid, your hot neighbor or your hot sexy step daughter that loves to tease you. I love to play all role plays, I can be anyone or anything you desire papi. Just get that card out of your pants, your pants off, grab that phone and let your fingers do the walking baby.
Hello my name is Lucero but all of my friends call me Luce for short. I am your wild Latina hottie!! I speak fluent English and most of Spanish too. Give me a call and let's have a tiempo caliente (hot time) together.
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Lucero
1. A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me”. She replies, “If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 221.”
2. One night, as a couple lies down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm. The wife turns over and says “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh”. The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?”
3. Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. “What’s wrong, Bill?” she asked. “Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?”
“Oh, Bill, you didn’t” she exclaimed. “Yes, I did.” he replied. “My God, Bill, what happened?” “I got fired.” “No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?” “Oh…she got fired too.”
I know they are old, but they still make me chuckle just a bit every time I see them. Have an awesome day!
Licks
Lucero
Sometimes I don’t wear panties. For instance if I am going out on a Saturday night with a tight little black skirt - I don’t like panty lines. But there are some things I notice more so if I am not wearing panties. The outer lips of my pussy end up slick and wet without the silky panty crotch absorbing all the juice. It can smear against my upper thighs when I sit down and when I cross my legs. Also I often worry that my warm drink will get onto the skirt … seeping through and showing everyone what a wet snatch I have in public. There’s an embarrassment involved … though it would also be rather sexy.
Sometimes knowing how wet I am can be a turn on, especially in public. It’s so exciting that sometimes while sitting and squirming in a chair a bit… I can send a short light mini orgasm into my pussy. It isn’t nearly as intense as a normal orgasm, and actually all it really does is make me want to get fucked more … but still I like that feeling of being super excited for extended periods of time. Also it gets me wetter of course, which results in more excitement. And the more excitement involved then the more my hips wiggle without any intentional choice. It can make the muscles in my thighs tighten. It can make me slide carefully rubbing my pussy on the bar stool as I get up from it. These things tend to increase as the night goes on.
My clit starts to get these really tingly good feelings. During regular sex of course the tingles run deeper inside, but in the situation I am describing it is a very specific area (my clit) that gets teased. Often I slip into the toilet stall and give it a flick or two for good measure, and to keep its activity up! By that point I can usually smell it with my skirt hiked up around my waist as well. I have intentionally dropped things while sitting down, that some gentleman has picked up for me and I wonder if he can smell me as his head passes my hips.
So you see there are good reasons for girls to wear panties. If I don’t I can find myself in some kind of “situation” shall we say … but then again Saturday night is coming soon and I’ll be out. Should I wear panties or not? Who will I seduce?
Yesterday I had what I guess was a migraine headache. I wasn’t real sure and had to ask someone I knew about them. It wasn’t horrible or anything, just annoying as I am not used to headaches without a hang over lol. But I ended up finishing my day earlier than normal. I honestly can not do, and have a fun phone call if I don’t feel well. I want to enjoy myself too, and it’s impossible when you are not feeling like your normal self.
But interestingly, due to the lack of sex during my normal day - I had a wickedly naughty sex dream. It was one of those very vivid ones where you almost FEEL it. Apparently I was feeling this one lol as I woke up in the middle of a very intense orgasm. It was a really long and slow throbbing sensation. It was so strong that literally it woke me up. I’m damn glad it did, of course, or I might not have remembered it! I felt great this morning too lol!
My boyfriend always says I am a little nymphomaniac - that I need too much sex. He says I am horny every waking moment, but I am also horny in my sleep too lol!
This past week was super hectic with calls! I spoke to a guy on Friday who will of course remain nameless… but HE will know who he is! He was so hot…. I think we talked at least an hour, probably a little more. This was a totally new guy to me, and we talked a lot the other services he has used in the past. How crazy is it to spend $3.99 per minute and know that the girl is sitting in some cubicle? He had tons of bad experiences with that type of phone sex service. He said, “the operators make it obvious that they hate their job”. I thought that was interesting! How could any woman with a decent sex drive hate being a phone sex operator?
It is a wicked cool job. I work from home, I can study all day as I continue to work on my Master’s Degree in between calls. I don’t have some ugly boss standing over my shoulder. I can be in my nightie during a call or fully dressed with hair done etc. I can make damn good money that covers all my schooling costs, my living expenses, and my weekend entertainment. I get lots of FUN in this work for sure. I don’t just mean all the masturbation lol, I also mean that most callers are just great men to talk to! I just enjoy talking about mundane stuff with them, and consider many them to be my friends. Something about phone sex just totally intrigues me though, can’t explain it, can’t get over it, and can’t deny it. There is something really cool about doing something so private (masturbation) and being open about it with a total stranger! I love it so much I can’t say enough about it! I love those sounds that a man makes while he is doing his dirty deed. It is a thrill, a turn on, almost in itself a taboo! Thank goodness I don’t work in some stuffy office!
I love to ponder things… I am naturally analytical. I use that as a talent because I know how to make it work best for me. For instance: I use it sexually….
I have a motive for every item I wear. Every move I make seductively in public is calculated. I tease with intent … and the longer the tease lasts, then the more I like it. I mean it when I do it, and I am well aware how I can use my feminine “power” to my advantage.
I am also very decisive. I narrow my view to a certain guy in a club. Usually it’s a guy who appears a little shy, or less attention seeking than his friend. The guy who makes quick eye contact with me and looks away … but I can always keep catching him peeking at me. I like those types of guys … the perfect ones to tease. I can always catch him in my web.
OK I did something really weird for me today. First of all I woke up early and felt great. Partly due to a mini warm spell we have. OK so 50 degrees is hardly warm, but after the snow and cold weather we’ve had recently — it felt like spring. So I opened the door this morning and I could smell spring in the air and I threw on some really frumpy sweats and went for a walk…LIKE AN OLD WOMAN.
When it comes to exercise I don’t try to kill myself, instead I do yoga. First of all it’s an ancient and modern way to sculpt your body. You can take it as far as you want to — either keeping tone or to build muscles. I, personally, do not like the look of a woman all worked out … just looks gross to me since I feel women are supposed to be soft and feminine.
Another great benefit of yoga is the flexibility. I can get into positions that non-yoga people can’t. Do you get my meaning? uh yes it’s about sex and of course it is.
So that was my morning — walking with the old women.
I’m in no damn hurry for wedding bells, that’s for sure. I just feel that it is something you REALLY need to be ready for, it’s a huge life change. So I have this girlfriend who is ready, I guess. We just had her bachelor-ette party last weekend. She is marrying a dentist and he is a really great guy, but I know she won’t tell him everything that happened at her party! We started the night at a local club that we go to often and started drinking pretty early… or at least earlier than I am used to.
It got pretty raunchy, and the bride-to-be did some pretty wild stuff. I’m not complaining - I sorta like rauchy. We had a male stripper come in to perform for us. What a gorgeous guy…. a black guy actually. His “package” was one of the biggest I have ever seen!! It is funny how you add a little booze to girls and they get totally out of hand. A few friends who came to visit from Ohio took this guy back to their hotel room. I was fairly hung over so I haven’t gotten the FULL scoop of what happened yet. I have GOT to hear this one lol.
Tonight I did a call with *T* who is a really cool guy from California. We have been talking forever and he is bi, he loved hearing the story from the bachelor-ette party. The funny thing is he used to be a male dancer actually - so he filled me in on what my friends “probably” did with the black dancer! He told me stories about horny women taking HIM back to their hotel rooms and I have to admit - I got damn turned on! I think I might have missed out on some serious fun!
Wow - I was searching the Internet today and found some pretty crazy phone sex ads out there! I feel pretty damn normal now lol! The main thing I guess that I love about phone sex is the mutual masturbation part. But more than that - I am not “THE BEST”… I hate that advertisement. Like what does that even mean anyway? The BEST to WHO? And who exactly evaluates that type of thing? I know what you are thinking and so am I… it’s just a silly ad.
I dunno - I guess I am not the best — just a normal typical real girl that might live next door to you. Or maybe the naughty but sweet type you might see out in a bar. Maybe you might see me shopping on a Saturday at the mall … perfumed and wearing a comfortable but cute little outfit. That’s a fairly accurate account of what I do on weekends,
I’m typical for my age and sexually very open. I am totally into men and adore them … doing pretty much everything I can to please them. I’m not a “negative” person and not the least bit “judgmental” about people or life!!
I enjoy the CONNECTION that can happen during phone sex … when you know you get along super well with the other person. When you can talk about other things and STILL get off together.
I guess I suck as an actress. I don’t fulfill every role-play that exists - I am more of myself, and I’m true to who I am. It doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy role-play — it just means I am only capable of playing with what I like, and know. I have things that I like, and things I want to fantasize about … but ultimately I guess I just want to cum.
Here is a Pondering thing…
How is Phone Sex like Pizza? Well, hehe I started looking through ads in the mail for pizza places (I must be hungry) and here is what I came up with. Wonder if you agree?
1.) Cheap prices do not mean quality cause sometimes it ends up being made of cardboard. lol ever have those kind? Yet fairness in the prices and specials are a good thing.
2.) Even shitty pizza is still kinda good. Do you know what I mean? Even when it sucks - it is still usually worth it.
3.) First one place makes cinnamon sticks then soon everybody has to imitate it and offer it too. Did you notice that? But after awhile you get so saturated with the SAME damn thing offered everywhere that it gets old, boring, and stops tasting/feeling good.
4.) Pizza and phone sex are a small way of spoiling yourself. You get to enjoy something yummy at home by just dialing your phone! Ya order it how ya want it… and it gets delivered by somebody else.
5.) You can get all excited when a NEW pizza shop opens up. You order in the first week and the staff still isn’t trained well and the order is almost always just slightly “off” a little. This happened to me twice recently. So I end up going back to the pizza place that I am familiar with because it ends up still tasting the best anyway.
Hey I just now realized as I write this that our 15 minute rate ($16.99) is like the same cost as a good pizza with a few toppings. I personally like some meat for mine.
Kisses,Got such a nice compliment from one of my regular callers. He’s been phone sex - ing me for a few years now actually! He said that no matter where else he’s gone for phone sex in the past — that phone flirts is clearly the best.
I’m a phone sex operator ya know? I hear that stuff all the time and see it in ads so it doesn’t impress me unless it follows with a bit more info about the REASONS for it. I need to hear the “emotions,” the “feelings,” and “the facts” with it so I know it’s genuine. That’s not to sound cynical, but I do get tons of compliments on the site and myself all day long, so I want to know the person means it. That way I can truly appreciate it. Just more real that way to me.
So anyway I thought I’d brag a bit and send him some kudos for being so sweet to me today. He said that I make it so obvious that I am interested in him when he calls. He said that I am actually listening to him, that he knows it, that he feels it, and that it makes all the difference in the quality of the call. He noted that he’s called other phone sex services and has gotten the old “moan and groan” sex line operator grunting while she reads her magazine. He told me about some other girl he called a few times that sat there recounting her health problems and some of the were “mental” ones. So clearly he felt safe and comfortable giving his credit card info to us — because I am so “normal” that he can trust me.
I like that! And yesterday I had a guy call me and we had a nasty old fashioned phone fuck. I asked him beforehand what made him call me considering he probably viewed 1000’s of different phone sex sites. He said basically that my site was literally amazing and that I am a marketing genius. Now that was a great compliment yet at the same time I informed him it was no marketing ploy…. my site is home made, the phone sex is honest, and the rates are reasonably priced. Never fear he told me, he did GET IT coming from me and the site! Now that’s what I’m talking about … compliments … they will get you everywhere with me! Hey it gets you where you want to be with most chicks I think! And if you compliment me enough then yes, my pussy is going to get really wet. See how easy I am? (No pun intended … or maybe it is)
Vibrators are much like cars in that every now and then — you must upgrade.
It is very possible to know someone’s personality from the car they drive … or in how they take care of it. I think the same is true for girls … you can tell a lot about them from the type of vibrator they use. Every girl has one, likes them, or wants one secretly. And if not, well we’re talking about a babe who is as cold as a refrigerator.
A vibrator is almost a girl’s best friend and if it’s not then it should be. Some girls like ‘em big, some girls like ‘em small, but all girls like them with multiple settings! I personally like the softee type since I am not as excited by shoving a hard cold plastic dick into my pussy! I like and prefer the real thing or to get a toy as close the real thing as possible. I’m not a pocket rocket girl - I want it big.
So off to the adult store we went! My best friend and me that is … we did a little shopping this week! And we do like to waltz in there wearing something sexy. It’s always fun because we are not the least bit shy — we get loud talking and laughing while comparing vibrators. The adult store we like is a SUPERSIZED adult store and its always busy. It’s where strippers can go to buy their outfits and you can even get some lingerie. Both the silky type and the edible type! The clerk knows us well.
As always our adult store adventures are to make sure that we grab a few new toys, but also we really are seeking attention from horny men. My friend is really the more embarrassing one waving and saying hello to every guy in there! She likes to make them blush, bump into them with her boobs, and then laughs real loud. I can only giggle the whole time and keep instigating her to do it again!
I spoke to a new caller today who was absolutely the nicest guy! I love nice guys. I like nice people in general obviously, but a nice sweet guy is more than ok with me. I’m a sexy sensual person by nature. I eat my food in a sensual way (or so I’ve been told). I even like really rich and fattening desserts sometimes. So sweet talk does turn me on. Whispering in the right context turns me on too. Sometimes guys know the perfect words to choose and exactly how to say them to me. hmm give me some sugar baby! I love it when a caller can communicate with me. I don’t want to be talked AT or to do all the work. I like an interplay between us. I think that makes all the difference in a hot conversation.
So this new caller, let’s call him “T” was super cool, funny, and had such a great personality. He was also very sexy. If you ever wonder if a phone sex operator actually likes her callers, well yes…… we DO. Sure we do get our fair share of “crank” calls and assholes. But for the most part I’d say at least 85% of our callers are regular normal nice guys that are a genuine pleasure to speak with (and literally too lol)! I think we are in an industry that is fraught with negativity … and that’s a sad thing. I think there is a negative attitude from the general public about phone sex, phone sex operators, and even the guys who call. I’ve seen rather “negative” terms used with it all the time. Just because I talk dirty … or because you might like to hear it … doesn’t make us freaks. In fact if you ask me, and this is exactly what I told “T” today … it makes the others who place negative judgments the freaks. You know, phone sex is a very personal taste. I sure do love the way it melts in my mouth. And “T” was damn tasty!
I get to party down and dirty with guys that I would not meet in any other way.
I like men; I like to flirt, to tease, and even to be kinky.
I get the pleasure of working from home where I can be comfortable and can be myself without conforming to anybody else’s rules.
I get to be honest. In some way talking on the telephone with “strangers” allows me to speak with honesty about sex, porn, fantasies, and hell….. any other subject we (you and me) choose to talk about.
I get to have fun. Everyday is like a party when I get to laugh, chat, and talk to guys!
I get a ton of sex… sure it’s phone sex but it’s also safe sex. I can phone bone all day long and never put my ‘life” at risk.
I’m creative and I get the chance to be creative in new ways all the time!
I swear and use foul language too much anyway. I treat it like an art form. But hey what the fuck… now I get paid for it.
It never gets boring. Not talking to new guys all the time with new creative fantasies!
Even the crank calls entertain me. I have fun “out doing” the crank callers. Beware of my rape whistle you wankers!
I am a sexually driven girl. I’m young and want to have a good time. Sure I have real time relationships…. But this is my sideline private dirty secret.
I believe masturbation is healthy, pleasurable, and relieves tension. I also believe that you can’t give yourself too much pleasure.
I like phone sex. Call me weird, but I like it. I liked it before I started getting paid for it too.
I love the taste of a man’s cum. I always swallow sperm what can I say. Of course I am in a committed relationship and yes that does make a difference. I wanted to share a few reasons why I swallow cum, and why I like it.
1. It’s neater than spooging on a tissue or having to wipe it up!
2. It lets my man relax and just release without thinking or any worries.
3. It shows my man I totally accept him in every way.
4. There are no calories in a man’s spunk.
5. My boyfriends cum is sweet tasting probably due to his healthy lifestyle.
6. My boyfriend is a deep shooter; spraying it normally down my throat anyway… which means it’s very little effort for me to chug it down.
I actually read website that teach you all these different techniques to avoid the taste of cum. But I don’t mind it at all and really never did. I can only think of one sexual partner I had that had some bitter semen. Besides I think sex is about all of our senses.. that means I want to TASTE him as well. Plus the biggest reason of all to swallow my man’s load is because he likes it. I think sex is about pleasing your partner.. and I love it when he is happy because he reciprocates it by licking my pussy until I am happy too 
Bottoms are Red
Testicles are Blue
If you’re a painslut
This poem is for you
