Well here it is Monday night and I’m home all alone horny as could be.. My boyfriend is working out of town for the next week or two and it’s pretty quiet so I’m hoping I get alot of horny men calling me so we can cum together.. Mmmm, I love roleplaying with all of you, the more Taboo the better!!
And if you know me at all you know what a naughty girl I am and how much I enjoy getting off with you over the phone… call me guys 
hugs n licks
lucero
Why is it that I’m getting all these little dicked losers calling me?? I mean GOSH, where are the real men with REAL COCK!!! Don’t you little dicked losers know that I need a REAL MAN with a REAL dick, not a loser with a tiny little pee pee!?!??
I didn’t know that when guys look at me they say, “Hey, that would be a good girl to call and tell her about my little dick and that I like being made fun of!” Hmmm..Well I dunno really but it is kinda fun making fun of little tiny dicked men why they are jacking it off with their thumb and index finger!! hahaha, it is actually pretty hilarious thinking about how these guys get off by me telling them how little and pathetic they are…
Anyway, even though it is fun MAKING fun of small dick loser boys I would like a real man with a nice big cock to cum take advantage of me every now and then ::: hint hint:: haha loser boys, you don’t have enough dick to EVER take care of this Taboo diva!!!
I was talking to this guy the other night and he was telling me how small and pathetic his dick was.. I seem to always get the small dick guys and still dunno why, but it IS funny to talk about..
Anyway, there he was on the other end of the line just jacking away while I laughed at him and told him what a pussy boy he is.. LOL.. It seemed like the more I humiliated him the more turned on he got and the HARDER I laughed at him..
So… after it was all said and done I get this picture in my email.. NOw I dunno if it is actually his but he claims that it is and I about pee’d my pants when I looked at the picture.. I wanted to share with everybody cause it’s the funniest one I’ve seen yet!!!
Hugs n licks
Lucero
SO I had this caller last night that REALLY gets off on a girl who has hairy sweaty pits,ass and also smelly feet!! Isnt that just the grossest thing you’ve ever heard of???? I was laughing at the little loser telling him how pathetic he is for having such a fetish!!! The more I laughed at him and told him how pathetic he was, the more he got off on it !!!
OMG I had to pretend I had hairy armpits,ass and also stinky sour smelly feet!!!! That was just awful to even think of being a Nasty smelly winch like that, but it got him off good and hard!!!
So now I have a lil pit and ass sniffer loser boy who craves raunchy dirty girls!!! hahaha..
Hope to talk to you soon Nasty boy!!
Hugs n licks
Lucero
Do I look like a slut? All the guys say I look like the sweet and innocent girl next
-door but they are way off. I am pure slut so don’t let my sweet face and soft voice
fool you for a minute!!
Extreme age play - rape-anal-gangbangs and so much more!!!
Kisses n licksI’ve got a new caller or should I say uncle… He’s the best uncle in the world and treats me like a lil princess.. But uncle is also very very kinky and we play all kinds of nasty taboo games with each other, the kinkier the better Uncle says.. ::: giggles::: I can’t wait to play again and see what he’s got up his sleeve 
kisses uncle
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
I’ve had callers in the past tell me how girls at different services were so mean to them. I’ve had to be mean myself some times. Why? Well these things occur because of a lack of basic Phone Sex Etiquette. Ok so let’s review some of the principles and then you can’t say you were never told.
When you find a website, don’t just dial the number without looking around a bit. You know best if the price works in your personal budget. And let’s face it…. with a boner you aren’t thinking clearly about it once you have that hot sexy female voice on the phone. Give yourself a minute to absorb the info before you call a phone sex girl. It should be common sense to do this… but I’ve encountered lots of callers who just dial my number and never even look at a thing. You should want to know whom you are going to do business with.
Phone Sex Operators get a lot of crank calls daily. It’s a sad fact that there are a lot of idiots out there. Now we’ve got ways to deal with them but YOUR APPROACH as a real caller to us on the telephone makes all the difference. Let me give you a for instance. I answer my telephone like any other normal person by saying Hello. The guy says “hey baby” back. 99% of the time he is a crank caller. A normal real caller might say something like, “Hello I’d like to set up a call”. Or even ask a question perhaps. The bottom line is this… be careful with your approach to a direct dial phone sex operator such as myself because it can be difficult for us to know if you are serious or not. Be courteous and even act professionally because that’s how you’ll want us to treat your credit card! Trust me that the phone sex fun will start after you’ve set things up for your call.
Any billing questions should be asked right away before you start handing out your info. Don’t interrupt the billing process to ask what I am wearing. I’m not gonna tell you anyway until your call is set up. All those naughty little fun questions are totally appropriate once your info has all been verified etc. Then I am happy to answer. But you will get to that part much quicker if you ask all your questions then let me collect your info properly. All billing is a PROCESS and honestly it’s a short one so don’t make it longer with a lot of interruptions.
If you have a unique fetish and you are concerned that a phone sex operator may not want to do it… go ahead and ask her before the billing procedure begins. Just try to be respectful of our time too and keep it to 10 words or less. We need to keep our lines open, to do other things, and we just do not have the time to listen to a 5 min explanation on our free time. But we never mind the fact that you respect our feelings and interests enough to ask, just try to keep it polite and brief.
Phone sex operators are all real live girls. If you call a larger service that has a dispatcher….. she’s real too. That means that rudeness of any kind won’t be tolerated. I’ve known lots of women over the years in this business whether it be owners or operators… and the one rule of thumb in EVERY phone sex company (small or large) is if someone is behaving like an asshole then just hang up on them. We’re human beings and we should be treated as such. And oh can I tell you some stories about rudeness that you would not believe lol.
Use manners with a phone sex service or operator because it doesn’t take away for having a good time at all. The opposite is true if you use manners we’ll tend to LIKE you far more, and that always makes the phone sex even better.
Use your basic morals during your call. I know right….. that sounds fucked up to request morals during phone sex. But let me explain what I mean. If you tell me your fantasy and its something that I do not do or know HOW to do… I always give you the option to call one of my friends that DO know or like it. If you prefer to continue to talk to me then thats cool, but please do not try to force that same fantasy upon me. Honestly…. it will turn me off instead of on. You wouldn’t push anyone to do something they told you they don’t want in real life, probably luckily because you have basic morals.
Use your brain if you ask me to do something for real. Yep you heard me. I’ve had callers ask me to take a bath, to use my toys (a personal favorite), to spank my own ass, to pinch my nipples etc. I’m into that for sure. But once I was asked to slam my head in the door… yep you heard me again. A caller literally asked me to slam my head in the door for him. My response was “uh no”. When he asked why I told him it was literally the most retarded request I had ever heard… it was the truth and I am an honest girl! A phone sex operator is going to do almost anything naughty, but not something stupid or harmful to herself.
Don’t abuse a business telephone number with repeated calls every 30 seconds, those calls cost the business money. Call and if you can’t get through then wait a few minutes to call back. Listen to voicemails when using a direct dial service because usually they are there for a purpose. Calling every 30 seconds isn’t going to make an operator get off the phone any faster.
Try to communicate clearly. A phone sex operator is not a mind reader, we’ll know best what you like if you tell us. Sure, none of us are afraid to take the lead but if you can’t express yourself at all then we won’t know what you want. Shy is one thing, but dead silent is another.
To summarize; your phone sex etiquette is going to cause a reaction of some sort from the operator. Make sure it’s a positive one!
Hugs and licks
Lucero
